Dec 152015
 

You’d think that getting phone calls would be a pretty simple matter, right?

Calling a phone momNot if you intend to make a living doing it 🙂 To get enough calls to make it worthwhile, a working phone sex mom needs to be signed on at several places, and some of them take exception if you don’t answer their line when it rings! And it’s certain as can be that the phone won’t ring at all for hours and then all the lines will come in at the same time. I love my private toll-free number guys, but it forwards very quickly; by the time I have signed off the other places to pick you up, it has already forwarded you to my backup service.

Add to the confusion the fact that this particular mom has more than a touch of ADOLSS–Attention Deficit . . . Oh Look Something Shiny! Multitasking is not my strong suit. If I try to sign off three other places while simultaneously answering the phone and talking intelligently with you, you might think you had caught a speech impaired kindergarten teacher with two hyperactive classrooms of kids trying to herd cats in a fire drill.

So inevitably and repeatedly, I miss your call.

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I really don’t like missing your calls! So I’m going to change things up a bit, and I’m asking for your help. If you are going to call me on my toll-free line, I’d like you to arrange it with me by email or text first. If I am available, I will get right back with you.

CallMommyEmma@gmail.com
text only number 530-377-3662

If I do not answer you pretty quickly you can safely assume I am on another call, eating, sleeping, being social, distracted, or that it is a Wednesday. I am almost always away from my phone and computer on Wednesdays. (Did you notice that says “text only?” Seriously, guys, I don’t answer it.)

Your next step is this: PLEASE tell me about the timeframe I have to text or email you back! This is very important! If you don’t tell me, and if more than a few minutes have passed, I will assume that if I text or email you back, I could put you in an uncomfortable, even disastrous, position. If you’ve texted me in the past and wondered why I didn’t text back, that is why. I may have been 15 minutes into an hour-long call, and didn’t want to risk texting you back 45 minutes later just as you were meeting your mother for lunch and she was snooping your phone. “Who is this Emma and why do you want to call her? Does your girlfriend know about this?

free phone sex minutes with mommy emmaIf I can’t get back with you during the time you specified, please don’t hesitate to try me again another time. Except in the middle of the night. Ever since my real-life baby started sleeping through the night more than two decades ago, I have treasured that time. I turn off the phone and go to bed early, and enjoy my sleep to a degree that is probably sinful. I guarantee that I will not respond to you from my blissful rest! Once Mommy has had her coffee, we can discuss things. But between bedtime and coffee, you’re just out of luck 🙂

Phone sex is all about discretion. Mommy phone sex and your diaper fetish are doubly so! This is so important to me that I want to give you free phone sex minutes if you are able to successfully arrange your call ahead of time with me. I’ll give you two minutes free on any call over 12 minutes. So once you’ve hit the ten minute minimum for a call,  the next two minutes are on me.

I’m excited about this, because it gives me the opportunity to take your call with a clear head, calm zen interior, and no distractions, ready to focus on you and you only. That’s the way I like it.

Hugs and Kisses,
Mommy Emma

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